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Bible Demotivational Poster


TAGS: canadian list jesus bible god sean for 25 00 sale
Rating: 4.34/5

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squiros - February 20, 2013, 11:15 am, #243637
great questions for anyone learning to read. good news buzzramjet! we ALL get to throw rocks at her! unfortunately not in USA since defer to local govt. anywhere legal, i'd gladly help out =D reply: bible reading comprehension ftw
Buzzramjet - August 11, 2012, 11:26 pm, #238320
Hilarious. That thing has been around for about 7 years or so. No one has actually been able to rebut it that I can find. And there are more. Like: I found out my wife was not a virgin when I married her, do I get the police to execute her or can I?
fred - October 18, 2010, 10:37 pm, #198895
It's funny, because it's true! :D
WhiteTiger225 - July 19, 2010, 11:13 pm, #185496
@#180344 Me thinks thou dost protest too much. Upset that your trimmed beard and hair are going to send you to hell? :p
TweedyMcSchwackerstein - June 14, 2010, 7:08 pm, #180344
half that ****'s miscontstrued, 2 lions at best...
Ed-Hyde - January 4, 2010, 11:11 am, #150098
Ron, if you really wrote that I'd LOVE to see the response.
amina - January 4, 2010, 8:39 am, #150094
Never have I been more proud of a motifaker then I am now. I must once again bow down in awe of your talent.
spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:27 pm, #147662
Excellent Ron, 5Ls. If you're heading north, I might know where you could rent some Canadians. The maple leafs aren't doing anything much these days.
Zed - December 23, 2009, 6:23 pm, #147648
Ron, you win. 5 F'ed-up lions, dude!
CANADA - December 23, 2009, 4:17 pm, #147635
that would defiantly make them think
Derek - December 23, 2009, 3:03 pm, #147611
A inconsistency exposure of biblical proportions.
aesop's folly - December 23, 2009, 2:26 pm, #147605
5/5 for the win
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 12:39 pm, #147570
Welcome back..."who gimme 5, gimme 5, 5, gimme 5....Sold!! to the Guiness drinker in the back. Pick up your canadian on your way out, sir."
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 12:15 pm, #147562
This is f***ing beautiful, Ron! 5 bible thumping lions for you. I hope you enjoy them. Daniel did.
R.S.Jake - December 23, 2009, 12:06 pm, #147559
I got my Canadian on ebay! It came down to the last minute, but I got the winning bid!
rerun - December 23, 2009, 12:05 pm, #147557

I cannot own a Canadian because they live to far North, the purchase price would have to be offset by the travel price required to make the purchase. So far, not one dealer is willing to deal. Guess the economy is on a rebound.

FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions

TAGS: jesus god facepalm bible faithpalm fail religion christianity lord
Rating: 4.28/5

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rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:32 pm, #201737

sorry face, facepalm
rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:28 pm, #201735

can't we stop with these lame faceplant posters?
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:23 pm, #171326
Still explains the lisp!
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:22 pm, #171325
goofy granola band
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:19 pm, #171323
Corporate Avenger knew, Grey. :P
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:16 pm, #171318
Jesus had a lisp? who knew. 5L
Claire - April 14, 2010, 5:43 pm, #171309
This is absolute genius!
forseti - April 14, 2010, 5:29 pm, #171306
very nice!!

WARNINGS - ... Crushing Religions Everyday ...

TAGS: warning holy bible religion crush
Rating: 3.59/5

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Zetmonk - January 26, 2012, 5:37 am, #228148
Actually, if I'm not mistaken, it was all just given to humankind according to most of the religions? I find it truly amazing that so many supreme beings find humans to be the most important being in the universe... Very convenient.
Rick69 - January 25, 2012, 2:40 pm, #228094
Aye, G.O.D. doesn't seem to be a very nice guy when you look too deep ... sadly too many religions follow this some G.O.D. under different names & proceed to fight over which one's better... & yet somehow our race conquered most of Earth + its animals ...
Zetmonk - January 25, 2012, 5:20 am, #228079
Nice Cloud, you feel better now? ;-)
CloudchaserS - January 24, 2012, 9:40 pm, #228073
Also, next time I get a fundie complaining about violence in something, I'm going to say "What about the violence including the acts of genocide that God commanded in your Bible?"
CloudchaserS - January 24, 2012, 9:32 pm, #228069
Then when someone tries to counter their argument using logic and reason to say they're interpreting it wrong, it's "false teaching" or they ignore it and continue to insist they're right
CloudchaserS - January 24, 2012, 9:31 pm, #228068
The problem isn't the book, it's the believers who act like their personal interpretation of it is the only right one and their beating others over the head with it.


TAGS: sinatra bible alchohol
Rating: 4.81/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 6:05 pm, #216242
love this 5L
agdaniele - March 24, 2011, 12:45 am, #215089
What is this thing they refer to as "last call"? Never heard of it. But, I shan't distress the maker... drink it up, men... it's long after ten!
Bovee - March 23, 2011, 8:08 pm, #215069
5 more cause its last call!

Genesis -

TAGS: bible god genesis
Rating: 4.82/5

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manos - January 31, 2014, 11:56 am, #252568
haha awesome
EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 4:19 pm, #250484
Nice one! 5L
nkstokp - October 2, 2013, 12:05 pm, #250190
BobbEdwards - September 3, 2013, 9:29 am, #249275
Nice. Post it to Religifake too, if you haven't already.

THE BIBLE - To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I Agree".

TAGS: bible
Rating: 4.72/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 24, 2010, 2:54 pm, #199617
Too true.
pzykosiz - August 23, 2010, 12:26 am, #190458
nicely put. 5l's
Bartimaeus - August 22, 2010, 11:49 pm, #190441
TLDR> I agree.

SUPERHERO - Because the real Superhero is the one who saved us.

TAGS: jesus superhero church superheroes god spiderman hulk captain america word bible
Rating: 2.46/5

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DZ - April 8, 2009, 3:16 pm, #71614
D.C. bows to knowone!
k - November 3, 2008, 9:00 am, #32807
...and batman is nowhere to be seen. hellz 2 the yeah
Captain Douchebag - July 20, 2008, 11:21 am, #10380
I am deeply offended by this. Everyone knows Jesus was a raptor.
Paul Barfoot - July 17, 2008, 10:13 pm, #10012
They are all my favourite fictitious characters!
what?? - June 30, 2008, 7:25 pm, #7691
Copyright infringement.....hallaleuja!!!
Uhm No. - June 30, 2008, 5:29 pm, #7680
2 words...HULK SMASH!
elonine - June 29, 2008, 12:20 am, #7480
You are RIGHT! On of them is NOt like the others... One of them is a woman!
Ernie - June 23, 2008, 7:12 pm, #6780
You...have...got...to...be...kidding...me. One of these things is not like the others...
Shtoink - June 23, 2008, 3:57 am, #6726
BOO! if wolverine can talk **** to magneto i doubt hed bow to jeebus!

STAR WARS - Improving On Christianity One Step At A Time

TAGS: star wars bible last supper
Rating: 3.35/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2014, 10:02 am, #253458
My favorite part of the Star Wars universe is the Old Republic era. The rest of it was cool, but the Old Republic era was kickass. It was dark, gritty, violent, and yet intelligent.
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:47 pm, #147439
Improving? Just because the die-hard fans are involuntarily abstinent?
Bartimaeus - December 22, 2009, 10:31 am, #147363
Well...Darth Vader betrayed the Jedies.
aesop's folly - December 22, 2009, 10:21 am, #147362
who's judas?

THE HOLY BIBLE - "No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means." George Bernard Shaw

TAGS: christian bible life shaw believe
Rating: 4.09/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:03 pm, #226606
It's a whole step worse than that, Cloud. There's at least 30 different versions of the bible in circulation right now, never mind versions are no longer around. In what context do you take the rewrite of a rewrite of a rewrite....
CloudchaserS - November 24, 2011, 12:51 am, #226112
Only 2.8L? Really? Truer words were never spoken! I believe there is a God and it really annoys me when people take his words out of context and use them to justify their own wishful thinking!

Fossils -

TAGS: bible jesus god stupid atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.88/5

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VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 8:52 am, #197944
haha so logical
Nigga - September 29, 2009, 3:31 am, #122560
Fkn Sad Is what this poster is


TAGS: hen*** bible black
Rating: 2.41/5

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MrBlack - March 19, 2010, 2:08 pm, #165664
It's a book of evil *** magic. The subbed series is considered one of the best hen*** series ever. The dubbed series is considered one of the funniest ever.
Bartimaeus - March 14, 2010, 11:01 pm, #164874
Oh...I thought they were referring to that Black Lagoon thing. Sorry. d*** Satanic writings. I need a grimoire...
CANADA - March 14, 2010, 10:59 pm, #164873
thanks SD. What a ****ty poster
spacedog - March 14, 2010, 10:58 pm, #164872
Check the first comment Canada.
Bartimaeus - March 14, 2010, 10:58 pm, #164870
Black Lagoon. It's a decent show. I never really got into it, though.
CANADA - March 14, 2010, 10:57 pm, #164869
I still don't know wtf TSB is
Bartimaeus - March 14, 2010, 10:55 pm, #164868
For the record, I think an anime bible would be awesome. We could replace Genesis with a giant robot fight and Jesus could be voiced by Dan Green.
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 10:51 pm, #164866
Nothing wrong with that!
Bartimaeus - March 14, 2010, 10:50 pm, #164865
I had to make a biblical joke. Sorry. I love puns. I think I'm going on a tangent here.
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 10:49 pm, #164864
I don't know if it's ageist. That's a judgement call... sort of like *** with real women.
Bartimaeus - March 14, 2010, 10:49 pm, #164863
that* not the*..."The" is what I shall smite.
Bartimaeus - March 14, 2010, 10:48 pm, #164862
...Or is the ageist?
Bartimaeus - March 14, 2010, 10:48 pm, #164861
And this is racist...against yellowed pages.
Bartimaeus - March 14, 2010, 10:47 pm, #164860
This is why I can't make Air Master posters...despite how aesthetically hilarious that show/manga is...
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 10:47 pm, #164859
Going to hell because it's a BLACK bible? That's just racist.
Bartimaeus - March 14, 2010, 10:45 pm, #164858
An example of a bad anime poster. This one is intentionally obscure. I don't even think dubs are out for Bible Black. Are they? I've seen fan subs. (Support the official releases)
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 10:42 pm, #164857
It's a crap motifake! See you guys there!
CANADA - March 14, 2010, 7:04 pm, #164835
whats TSB?
MrBlack - March 14, 2010, 6:52 pm, #164830
Bible Black
rerun - March 14, 2010, 5:36 pm, #164807

well Z, I guess we will let you live, but only because your avitar makes me hungry
Zagato - March 14, 2010, 5:33 pm, #164805
i honsetly had no clue XD i just seen the star of david and a sword, no flame intended.
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 5:21 pm, #164795
I don't know, but I liked the series
rerun - March 14, 2010, 5:19 pm, #164793

It is the cover for TSB, Zagato is attempting to start a flame way or be funny. Either way it in't working
Treehodger - March 14, 2010, 5:18 pm, #164792
Oh. I thought this was the cover for TSB. Carry on.
Zagato - March 14, 2010, 5:16 pm, #164791
isn't this like a jew hating nazi book or something?
MrBlack - March 14, 2010, 4:58 pm, #164788
That's not what this specific bible is.
Treehodger - March 14, 2010, 4:53 pm, #164784
If you ever read The Satanic Bible, it is really quite fascinating. I never read it fully, but my friend has and he explained it all to me. It is by far not what people expect.

FAITH - "Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith. I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile." --Kurt Vonnegut

TAGS: kurt vonnegut faith bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.67/5

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Be scared - October 31, 2008, 6:04 pm, #32143
Of whatever you can't understand because your too dense to give any thought...

IT'S NOT OVER YET, KIDS - We still have another 2,000 years of this to go. After all, Nostradamus' last prophecy is after 4000 A.D.

MARK 5:9 - and jesus asked him 'what is your name?' he replied 'my name is legion for we are many' WE ARE ANONYMOUS, WE ARE LEGION

TAGS: anonymous bible passage scientology
Rating: 1.83/5

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Derek - October 3, 2009, 3:52 am, #123538
I feel as though I'm in a hall of mirrors.
LOLOLOL - August 2, 2009, 1:25 pm, #103898
Dweezle - March 19, 2009, 2:14 pm, #66635
The Bible was indeed an excellent work of fiction And yes the demons were put into pigs
Dweezle - March 19, 2009, 2:14 pm, #66634
The Bible was indeed an excellent work of fiction And yes the demons were put into pigs
LOLWUT? - August 27, 2008, 6:00 pm, #17148
"If my knowledge of old fictional books is correct" A WINRAR IS YOU.
Captain Douchebag - July 7, 2008, 10:41 pm, #8499
If my knowledge of old fictional books is correct, that passage comes from a story where a man was possessed by many demons, prompting the "My name is Legion" response. I think the demons were placed into pigs or something, I really just skimmed over that
Dude - July 7, 2008, 9:49 pm, #8494
So, Anonymous is Lucifer now?


TAGS: kraken noah s ark bible genesis
Rating: 3.78/5

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CoolioIndeed - April 19, 2010, 10:22 am, #172129
Heh, well I meant in the sense it was all jumbled with the sentences.
DreMagnum - April 18, 2010, 11:09 pm, #172058
your copy paste worked fine
CoolioIndeed - April 18, 2010, 10:13 pm, #172047
Dammit! My Copy N Paste was a fail!
CoolioIndeed - April 18, 2010, 10:13 pm, #172045
to save you some time.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXttqg0RWU8 He says it at the end.
rerun - April 18, 2010, 9:54 pm, #172043

Thanks C. Appreciate it, will look at the trailer then see what vote it merits
CoolioIndeed - April 18, 2010, 9:54 pm, #172042
Which, i guess is a kraken. Lol, w/e!
CoolioIndeed - April 18, 2010, 9:53 pm, #172041
rerun it's a reference to Clash of the titans. At the end of the trailer(i havent seen the movie), Liam Neeson, who plays Zeus, says "Release the Kraken!". Granted, this looks more like a squid to me...
rerun - April 18, 2010, 9:30 pm, #172037

somebody splane this 2 me....

NEVER TRUST ANYONE - With a Bible in one hand and a gun in the other ...

TAGS: never trust anyone bible gun
Rating: 3.65/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 29, 2013, 9:41 pm, #244735
Fact most crimes are committed by Liberals who live no where near the Bible Belt.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2012, 9:55 pm, #232919
This includes anyone who lives in the South, the Midwest, New York, California and anyone in Vatican City. Good job.
Budog - April 6, 2012, 8:18 pm, #232853
Well, my thinking is you should put down any book first. The way you have better control of the weapon and your aim will be much more accurate...
CloudchaserS - April 6, 2012, 8:22 am, #232819
The few Xians and gun owners who are nuts give the rest a bad name (is a believer, owns guns, does not impose his beliefs on others)

STATISTICS - Wait you are going to tell me that god loves me?

PROVERBS 27:15-16 - A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or trying to hold something with greased hands.

TAGS: i really love the bible for these reasons
Rating: 4.27/5

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crankyhead - December 6, 2010, 5:28 pm, #205792
can't believe i never saw this one before. Stellar.
Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 9:45 am, #161493
Perfect. 5L sir!
sickartist - March 2, 2010, 9:03 pm, #161455
Can I get an AMEN? 5L
phydeaux - March 2, 2010, 7:56 pm, #161444
OUTSTANDING CAP! 5L and a very well done!


SPOILER ALERT! - Jesus dies at the end.

TAGS: jesus bible spoiler alert dies
Rating: 3.07/5

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DrSynth - March 7, 2011, 6:45 pm, #213755
actually at the end he comes back
boeweizer - November 18, 2010, 2:09 am, #202949
but don't worry he comes back


TAGS: carpentry jesus bible
Rating: 4.17/5

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agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 2:23 pm, #174753
Terrible carpenter... he's cutting into the saw horse. Better try cooking school.

THE BIBLE - an atheists biggest joke a religious persons........................ biggest joke

TAGS: bible joke religeon religous holy
Rating: 2.6/5

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Hector - March 24, 2009, 3:36 pm, #67581
I love it that Hebraic scholars feel that the accurate translation of "Thou Shalt Not Kill" is actually "Thou Shalt Not Murder a Fellow Jew".
rawr - March 24, 2009, 3:13 pm, #67576
thats too bad. wow, whoever wrote that is really going to hell.
Signe - February 24, 2009, 5:28 pm, #61683
clappity clappity... amsom

ISLAM - 5 Times a Day Or you Don't Get the 72 Virgins

TAGS: islam muslim bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.17/5

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rerun - October 12, 2010, 7:21 pm, #198004

see ya Viva
culos - October 12, 2010, 9:39 am, #197950
VivalaBendOver, have you noticed the dates the posters you comment on were created? We've moved on since then and have no need for Religion bashers. STFU or GTFO I guess...
GreyScorpion - October 12, 2010, 9:13 am, #197949
VivaLaDumbAss, did you just come into OUR house and tell us to STFU? not a good idea. one more stupid outburst, and you'll known as will be VivaLaGone. take it over to Politifake.org if you want to voice your opinion.
VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 9:05 am, #197947
we're on this site for a cheap laugh, not a religious debate so plz. . . just shut the f*ck up. . . all of you
VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 9:04 am, #197946
all these stupid arguments are why my religious belief is D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F, terrorist muslim extremists are a minority amongs islam ppl. saying the acts of thousands is the acts of all is just a wee bit racist. WTFO is a hypocrite
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 12:11 am, #76982
Did I mention that hermes is an ignorant ***k? Accepting the acts of thousands engaged in the "jihad" by pointing to the acts of a few. And by the way, when was the last time an abortion clinic was bombed? Just curious.
hermes - May 1, 2009, 4:26 pm, #76918
did i mention mark is an arogant JERK OFF?
Hermes - May 1, 2009, 4:24 pm, #76917
hey mark did you hear about the uncivilized a**holes blowing up family planing centers. they where christians you arrogant jerk off. we all have crazies in our religions.
dgbt - March 10, 2009, 6:07 pm, #64917
Christianity nor Islam did any of those things, it was crazy extremist a**holes that did them.
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:14 pm, #64902
I'm sorry...should I have capitalized "idiot?"
Airman - March 10, 2009, 5:11 pm, #64901
Mark, you need to quit being so vague..
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:08 pm, #64900
And one other thing, you're an idiot.
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:07 pm, #64899
barockeva - Read your own comment and then STFU. "In ye olden times." That was then and this is now. The plague-ridden corpses you refer to was a common practice used in siege warfare. Not quite the same as blowing up a peaceful market or police station
Airman - March 10, 2009, 4:54 pm, #64889
Christians do have to own up to "Jimmy Swigert".
barockeva - March 10, 2009, 4:52 pm, #64887
The christians did their jihad back in ye olden times. Only instead of suicide bombers they used plague-ridden corpses. Don't try to act like christianity is some innocent religion. It's done more then it's share of terrible things in the world.
Elder God Douchebag - February 4, 2009, 10:06 am, #56893
I'm working on it.
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 10:05 am, #56892
Yeah, why just the other day I read about a whole rash of Christian suicide bombers running around the Middle East. Oh wait, there AREN'T any of those are there?
barockeva - February 4, 2009, 8:44 am, #56870
Christianity is just as bad.
Jimbo - January 2, 2009, 10:45 pm, #48666
This would be the perfect place to test a new bomb of some sort. f*** islam.
spitfire111 - December 9, 2008, 1:07 am, #42952
dude, don't insult other people's religion just because you don't like it....
Narutarded - October 30, 2008, 8:06 pm, #31842
And if you do get the 72 virgins, they're all basement-dwelling mama's boys like Energy.

THE BIBLE, STAN LEE VERSION - EXODUS 14:10-16:10 'nuff said

TAGS: bible religion stan lee marvel spiderman
Rating: 2.31/5

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Smokey - June 4, 2009, 5:30 pm, #84141
The book of excelsior!
agdaniele - May 15, 2009, 7:29 pm, #80327
Let my pixels go!!!!


HOLY GHOST - From the New CHarlie Brown Translation of the Bible.

TAGS: bible holy ghost charlie brown
Rating: 3.23/5

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Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:16 pm, #150365
"Here is a rock to build my church upon."
BoneCD - December 7, 2009, 7:22 pm, #143545
I lol'd, but don't ask me why

THE KORAN - Because the Bible is only one ply!

TAGS: bible koran quran religion christianity christians islam
Rating: 2.79/5

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happyfart - June 14, 2010, 5:23 pm, #180335
epic win


HELL - Silly Christians Myths Are For Kids

TAGS: hell bible jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.77/5

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LURCH - July 15, 2009, 6:23 pm, #95865
Wait a second!!! the osmonds are mormons that doesn't count
LogicDude - July 15, 2009, 2:05 pm, #95810
I'm sorry, are you feeling persecuted?
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 8:36 am, #95710
"YOU ATHEISTS, WE DON'T MAKE FUN OF YOU GUYS BURNING IN ETERNAL d***ATION, WHY ALL THE HOSTILITY?"--Why do Christians always conveniently forget the Inquisition, Salem Witch Trials, slavery, Vatican indifference during World War II, and The Osmonds?
TheTrashHeap - July 15, 2009, 2:26 am, #95679
Anything that is your holy or sacred I’m gonna desecrate and use in jest But you’ll never hear a crack about Mohammed Cuz I don’t wanna get sh** in the chest
Ironhand - July 15, 2009, 1:59 am, #95670
I found the actual lost beggining to the bible. It actualy begins. Once upon a time in immagination land.
LURCH - July 15, 2009, 12:04 am, #95657
jerqls - April 6, 2009, 7:41 pm, #71179
Very often there is a grain of truth in what we might consider to be myth.
lol - October 30, 2008, 10:31 pm, #31876
lol, stupid **** christians.

BE GONE - When you show up at my door saying I'll go to hell if I don't believe as you... count yourself lucky that you walk away with your own teeth.

TAGS: biblebangers
Rating: 4/5

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ughomer - November 26, 2012, 5:38 am, #240961
Gud 1, Papa!
EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 3:21 am, #240930
What could be ruder than knocking on strangers' doors to tell them their beliefs are wrong? A sure sign of poor parenting. These guys must have been raised by wolves!
EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 3:20 am, #240929
What could be ruder than knocking on stranger's doors to tell them they're beliefs are wrong? A sure sign of poor parenting. These guys must have been raised by wolves!

THE BIBLE - One of the best fantasy novels in existence... And still a better love story than Twilight

the bible -

TAGS: bible
Rating: 2.69/5
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 12:47 pm, #109506
I was unaware fact could be wrong
Bah - August 18, 2009, 12:46 pm, #109505
There is a significant difference between knowledge and wisdom. Christians who use the bible as a text book are morons, as are atheists who "believe in science". You're all doing it wrong.
guest. - July 6, 2009, 3:37 pm, #93880
atheists. Because they think everything the Bible is exactly how its written.
Fanatic - July 27, 2008, 6:20 pm, #11433
I agree, let's burn some Christians, and let's not forget those pesky little Muslims. NOT AFTER LUNCH, NAO!!!
Inverted Witch Hunt - July 12, 2008, 2:50 am, #9070
Let's Burn 'em! All the Christians!! ... I'm just kidding... Unless you guys want to... ? Maybe? After Lunch, say? -_- o_o Suwheat...
zerojustice - June 18, 2008, 7:17 pm, #6251
That's great... and I think that the only reason you have such a low rating is because of all the self-righteous christians... frigging noobs...
Sean - May 24, 2008, 7:55 pm, #4264
Yeah, it's a keeper. Great.
Max - May 24, 2008, 5:13 pm, #4230
I actually saved this one to my desktop, I loved it so much. :D
Sean - April 15, 2008, 1:11 pm, #1995
Excellent. First rate.


TAGS: jesus spoiler alert religion bible holy sacred
Rating: 2.57/5

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Alphareign - December 3, 2011, 6:13 am, #226346
Clearly someone hasn't read the Bible.
Agnostic - May 28, 2009, 12:49 am, #82566
He dies? At the end ?? ... Man! I was waiting for the new movie and YOU ruined the end!!! Now I will hope at least for some nice sepcial effects and the car chase scene. =/
Hector - February 17, 2009, 7:33 am, #60251
Nah, at the end is proof that you have to be careful which mushrooms you eat.
Anonymous2 - February 16, 2009, 6:28 pm, #60146
No he doesn't that's at the end of each of the gospels. At the end, he comes back.


POINT YOUR FINGER - To the side of your head. Now move it in a circle.

TAGS: bible flying saucers ufo religion doris funny
Rating: 2.86/5

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Hector - April 2, 2009, 9:14 am, #69732
Now that's funny. Not as funny as the idea that the bronze age god of battles from Jewish Mythology cares what you smoke.
RON - October 13, 2008, 2:53 am, #27326
lol...know its says **** like that in there...some guy taken up in the sky by an ufo...etc...think even Jesus went for a ride after being taken down from cross...very good in your statement...wow

HELL - The Bogeyman For Brainwashed Adults

TAGS: hell bible jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.79/5

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Jackieboy - October 2, 2009, 4:13 pm, #123369
I'd *** that

PROFOUND WORDS - For us to ponder.

TAGS: jesus cross words ponder god bible religion
Rating: 2.26/5

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Me_ - December 14, 2009, 3:44 pm, #145702
Yeah, he pissed off the Romans and had to hang to keep them from killing off the rest of the population. Lets hear it for the rebel without a clue whose family whisked him away once the guards were not looking. Lets not forget about all the sheep too.
Zed - November 21, 2009, 4:41 am, #138296
Those nails might hurt. Here's a step-ladder and a claw-hammer.
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 11:53 pm, #138229
Go kill in the name of jesus!

WHAT MORE - can you say? Everything is owned when religion gets slapped in the face.

TAGS: religion theory theories theorys bible proving prove it owned ownd own3d slapped jesus
Rating: 2.25/5

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xxx - January 13, 2009, 1:32 am, #51616
well-thats pretty good, as long as they wont be going like "abortion" is bad, lets kill everyone who allows it!
Zed - October 20, 2008, 8:19 am, #28915
That's fine, IF the only bible you read is the New Testament by itself. The OLD Testament repeatedly urges folks to kill over the most trivial of justifications, glorified genocide and slavery, and claimed that ra** was just dandy!
Tony-USAF - September 25, 2008, 10:59 am, #23130
Before I get owned by the spelling Nazi...*Murderer
Tony-USAF - September 25, 2008, 10:57 am, #23129
-lost, and made the world just a little bit better, no?
Tony-USAF - September 25, 2008, 10:56 am, #23128
Thats where faith comes in. If religion can divert a muderer/rapist from his ways, saving innocent lives, don't you think its worth it to let him/her believe what they want? If the Bible is wrong, let it be wrong. It still has proven to be hope for the lo

STEM CELL RESEARCH - Science is Satan's Handiwork Jesus Decides When You Die Be Grateful or You're Going to Hell

TAGS: stem cell research bible jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 1.42/5

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Porcelina - November 23, 2008, 12:14 am, #38848
Just out of curiosity, what religion ARE you? If you really are an atheist... What's your logic. Just apathy?
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 12:13 am, #38847
Spell check on myself: make that "like a fart" drop the "s". Spelling nazis can move on, thank you.
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 12:11 am, #38846
Personnally, I don't care what religion people believe in but LogicDude is right you ain't funny. Your opinion is like a farts, no matter how hard you try, it still won't amount to ****.
LogicDude - November 11, 2008, 11:30 am, #35386
Yes...you have just one long unfunny - not one iota - theme. We get it already. You're against Christians. NEXT!!!
gonepostal42 - November 11, 2008, 3:11 am, #35303
just for the record, that's sarcastic. Check out the rest of my posts...there's a common theme
Merlin - November 10, 2008, 11:39 pm, #35261
Bwahahah! Oh, f***, that's funny an- wait, you're serious? Ahh, who gives a **** what crock you believe in, I'm gonna do who and what I please, and science it up!
Dante - November 7, 2008, 12:15 pm, #34298
Dante - November 7, 2008, 12:14 pm, #34297
(Cap lock Time.)

THE BIBLE FOR DUMMIES - Isn't that gap in the market already filled by the real Bible?

TAGS: bible dummies
Rating: 3.41/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 8:00 am, #193400
You must have known you'd be bombed by bible thumpers.....anyways, you got my 5 KFD.
deadluvva - September 12, 2010, 7:57 am, #193399
Love it. lollllllllll

AND FINALLY : - #7 when chartering a wooden vessel, a passenger list that includes termites & woodpeckers isn't a great idea.

WHY WE WORSHIP... - A Book... Made By A Man... For Men?

TAGS: religion bible worship why
Rating: 2.89/5

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Cubbybear - July 22, 2010, 12:58 pm, #185875
Gotta have Faith....3/5 You're getting there keep up the effort

COMPLETE IDIOT GUIDE - That's what the World needs

TAGS: bible
Rating: 2.69/5

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Ag218 - October 28, 2008, 12:28 am, #30955
And the Unicorns. What's up with them? Are we to believe that they just flew away? *scoffs*
Sean - October 27, 2008, 6:33 pm, #30827
So ... yer saying the Bible is incomplete? What did they leave out, other than what happened to the dinosaurs after they got off the ark?
Ronhated - September 27, 2008, 12:15 pm, #23725
That's the most redundant book I've ever seen. Redundant.

THE BIBLE - rotten, just like it's content

TAGS: bible rotten
Rating: 2.47/5

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jesus mcfinnigan - February 4, 2009, 11:00 am, #56897
god i have an erection the size of a mudkip
DotDotDot - January 15, 2009, 11:37 pm, #52303
Although I was raised southern baptist I'm not much on religion... but dan's comment makes this picture that much funnier.
english--and proud - November 23, 2008, 7:12 am, #38921
A bit like most Christians..."Mushrooms"..kept in the dark,and fed bull**** ..
dan - November 23, 2008, 7:08 am, #38919
You fail at life
Max - June 14, 2008, 3:57 am, #5837
Ah, well, at least everyone is sure to get it. And I can't fault the statement.
Sean - May 10, 2008, 9:08 pm, #3220
And here I thought my one with the multi-coloured p**** pumps lacked subtlety ....

Jesus -


I wonder about Gutenberg -

intelligence noted -

PRIORITIES - Because not coveting your neighbor's donkey is more important, obviously.

ANONYMITY - Though this job apparently pays well...no one wants to write home about their days behind the glory hole. Things could get sticky.

TAGS: poster fodder forgive the gutter mind bacon jesus religion keep your bible handy this is one hell of a ride nice camera btw
Rating: 3.94/5

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agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 10:14 pm, #162544
Actually, it's Pat's Place ***ering off. Prison would be far less mild.
GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 9:52 pm, #162543
looks like Pat's Place, In Prison
spacedog - March 6, 2010, 9:35 pm, #162536
Good poster Bart, 5Ls.


TAGS: or bible camp band camp mime school drovers ed home ec
Rating: 3.31/5

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MrRandom - October 5, 2009, 6:10 pm, #124141
I can completely see you in mime school

pho·net·i·cal·ly -


TAGS: letsgetbibilicalbiblicalletmehearyourbibletalk
Rating: 3/5

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Sean - April 19, 2009, 2:31 am, #73960
And Pharoah did mull it over some.

DINOSAURS - Not in Genesis because not yet discovered by Science!


TAGS: a bit like the bible
Rating: 2.96/5

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house - June 20, 2011, 7:30 pm, #220320
Therefore I am GOD. Only argument is that this theory means everyone and everything is also God.....yes even inlcuding the Timmy's
house - June 20, 2011, 7:30 pm, #220319
Omniscient - all knowing. So God is everywhere. The universe is everywhere. I am a part of the universe. The whole is made up of a sum of its parts (i.e without all parts it is not complete). The universe is not complete if i'm not here.
house - June 20, 2011, 7:28 pm, #220318
Ok here goes - now this is the theory i proposed at uni, to my philosophy lecturer who was an ex anglican miister and he agreed with me. I am God (stay with me here) God is by definitions 3 things Omnipotent - all powerful Omnipresent - everywhere
FatherTyme - June 20, 2011, 8:39 am, #220300
Pzykosiz, that's kinda narrow thinking, nobody "forces" anyone into anything. We do have something called "free will?" It allows us to choose what we want to believe, what to say, what believe, whose Motifake's to approve and reject.
pzykosiz - August 9, 2010, 9:51 pm, #188437
i am trying to watch what i say with the relgious jokes though, cause one of them ended up getting me a time out
pzykosiz - August 9, 2010, 9:50 pm, #188436
i agree that same thing can be said about all religions, there are militant people in every religion, and other beliefs. I'm against anyone who tries to forcibly change your views, or thinks their better than others becuase their belief is different
culos - August 9, 2010, 9:23 am, #188353
The right God is a (oxy)moron
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 9:09 am, #188352
What about the religious folks who gather every sunday and think they are better than EVERYONE because they believe in the RIGHT god? Religion is an out-dated practice and has no place in modern society. Our ancestors will be embarrassed by our naivete.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2010, 9:42 pm, #188293
Or animal 3-ways?......only when I watch the BBC.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2010, 9:41 pm, #188291
That I'm better than you?....yep. I think that all the time.
pzykosiz - August 8, 2010, 8:03 pm, #188282
you've had the same thoughts before haven't you
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2010, 7:47 pm, #188279
Maybe Noah was just into 3-ways and animals.......food for thought.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2010, 7:35 pm, #188275
I'm better than you, Not because I'm an Athiest....I'm just better than you....2 lions, 2 tigers, 2wallabys, 2squirrells, 2 llamas......still 2 (that Ark had to be crowded and smelly)
pzykosiz - August 8, 2010, 7:30 pm, #188273
thanks guys. I will say I have no problem with people being atheists, I only have a problem with the ones who think they're better than religious people, becuase they don't believe in a god. ie. the type of people that go to these conventions
Sean - August 6, 2010, 4:25 pm, #188010
Sean - August 6, 2010, 4:21 pm, #188008
You're right. God made man outta dirt. And woman outta one of dirtman's ribs. The dirt he made outta nothing. I'll 5 this outta sheer contempt for any fellow atheist who has ever tried to call themselves a "bight" in public.
Reality Lord - August 6, 2010, 1:44 pm, #188002

5L's from me dude. i have one i'm working on very similar. you been bombed i think bro. this is good...very!

ROUND 8503197624... - FIGHT!

TAGS: brain bible
Rating: 2.73/5

THIS BOOK - When it's referred to as "Good", the speaker just means it has pictures.

LIBERALS - Banning bibles since 2004.


MAYBE HE DOES - but let's wish thats not true

TAGS: jesus spoiler bible the end zombie celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.54/5

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Overlord Douchebag - November 16, 2008, 12:38 pm, #36800
They're the number one most-worshiped creature in Japan.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 16, 2008, 12:24 pm, #36796
Who isn't? ***kbeasts are the third most popular temporarily worshipped celebredeities on Witopia, just after Buddhoprah and the Olson Icosuplets.
Overlord Douchebag - November 16, 2008, 9:05 am, #36760
Yes, let's stop questioning everyone's beliefs. It's common knowledge I'm the only one worth worshipping here. Well, maybe the ***k-beasts from MWLF's world. But that's only if you're into that sort of thing.
joey - November 16, 2008, 2:39 am, #36722
religious **** like this shouldnt be on the internet. lets stop questioning each**hers beliefs.

GIANT JESUS RESURRECTION - "Jesus said to her, "I am the resurrection and the life. He who believes in me will live." All Else will be destroyed by the Giant Jesus.

TAGS: giant jesus resurrection bible
Rating: 2.43/5

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OhBoy - August 14, 2009, 10:35 am, #108280
This is right beside twin creek turtle creek flee market. Also called. Touchdown Jesus

PSAMLZ 25:8 -

THINGS YOU DON'T HEAR IN CHURCH 1 - God moons Moses (Exodus 33:18-23, 34:5-8)

GREED - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins

TAGS: jim bakker bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.16/5

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Scorpio7 - November 18, 2008, 8:39 am, #37292
This is a real book, written by real a**hole, and publshed in 1996. http://lccn.loc.gov/97102988

LUST - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins

TAGS: ted haggard bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 1.67/5

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Keep going - October 31, 2008, 6:05 pm, #32144
until you are gone postal....

THE KORAN - I own several copies. Read and re-read it. Compared to the hate and violence in the Bible--either Testament--this is a love song.

TAGS: koran bible religion hate prejudice
Rating: 1.5/5

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Hector - June 21, 2009, 9:26 pm, #88784
For a true taste of the absurdity of it all read the comic strip Jesus and Mo. Both the bible and the Quran/Koran are pick and choose to suit your mood. Skeptics annotated is a wonderful site - it's no Motifake, but then, what is?
Sean - June 21, 2009, 5:58 pm, #88769
*(or thereabouts)
Sean - June 21, 2009, 5:58 pm, #88768
You make an intersting point, okami. And if you go on the website called skeptic'sannotatedbible 9or thereabouts) you can easily compare the number and kind of such passages in the Bible to what is in the Koran.
Sean - June 21, 2009, 5:54 pm, #88765
"raisin", "virgin" -- both can be delightful, but only one of the two is truly low maintenance.
WTFO - June 21, 2009, 5:51 pm, #88763
Since Arabic doesn't use similar characters to English, there are multiple spellings of Arabic words when translated. Quran and Koran are both correct, Arkot.
Arkot - June 21, 2009, 9:43 am, #88724
I find it truly amazing that you misspelled qur’an even though it says it in the picture
FearlessFreddie - May 16, 2009, 5:13 pm, #80455
I have a copy of this holy book. I used it as toilet paper, on occasion. That's all it is good for.
Mark - May 13, 2009, 1:01 pm, #79786
How about if you just keep reading it instead of posting crap like this?
Jmac0585 - May 12, 2009, 6:31 pm, #79662
Is that why you have so many copies? So you could read it more than once?

THE LAST SUPPER - This was what it was

TAGS: bible
Rating: 1.25/5

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D0Cvinnie666 - July 28, 2011, 4:25 pm, #222039
HAMTARO!!! Then gets eaten by that keyboard cat jesus